The Queendom of Beatrix Schuba is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.144 billion Beatrix Schubans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 18.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Beatrix Schuban economy, worth 50.5 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,129 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, and scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beatrix Schuba's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Beatrix Schuba is ranked 140,561^st in the world and 5,819^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 63.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.